Patrice the Explorer and the Far East

A Very Important Errection

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:39:59 +0900

So, as you all know, this year's Presidential Errection (as the Koreans would say), is a huge one. This errection is so big, it makes all others seem frail and insignificant. The sheer magnitude of this errection makes simple talk irrelevant. I...

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Flight of the Chingoos

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:23:27 +0900

So, i'm finally in a place where I can write about the last few days. Had I written this maybe 48 hours ago, it would've been total gush-fest, going on and on about how horrible it is to be so much more alone in this distant land. Certainly, the...

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Sang Sang Madang and Evelyn's Birthday

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:09:55 +0900

So in the leadup to the chingoos leaving, this was definitely one of the more fun nights. It started chillin at the 상상마당, or Sang Sang Madang. It was really good to have this time to just this time to meld with ppl and act fucking stupid. The...

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Beatles Bar 아저씨

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:49:52 +0900

The night begins as countless others have. Drinking outside the Buy the Way (albeit a more festive version) with Ryo and James. James buys me cigarettes and i'm highly appreciative. However, things quickly take a disturbing turn upon decidi...

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South of the River, West of Sobriety

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:31:09 +0900

So us North-of-the-Han folk rarely venture below the river. Mostly it's a combination of laziness and poverty. Nevertheless, last Thursday we attended a FREE concert put on by our corporate overlord Hewlett-Packard. It's sorta like when the s...

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Fat Beats at the Temple of Orgiastic Laical

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:03:20 +0900

So, yesterday i spent the night at temple. Not to be confused with the kind of temple on the right, this is the temple of orgiastic laical. Alright, so for those of you not up on your obscure latin terminology, a laical or laic is a noncle...

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Yo so this is the plan

nobody@vox.com(Patrice the Explorer) — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:31:32 +0900

Okay, so this is what I'm gonna do. Rather than go back give you all a point by point blow of what I've been doing the last 3 months, I've decided to start blogging from this point on. If you don't like it, check my facebook pics for a general i...

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